Memoirs of a Geeksha
Patch Town, A Cabbage Lore Musical
Patch Town (2014) When I was but a wee Blitzy, I had a Cabbage Patch Kid. She was blonde, and soft, and hand-stitched. I thought she would look better with rosy cheeks and red lips, [...]
Lady Ghostbusters: An Unpopular Bella Opinion
I am a woman, I know that can be questionable at times, and I am not at all excited about the upcoming female Ghostbusters movie that everyone, and their sister, are losing their shit over. But [...]
Mad Max: Fury Road… MORE, PLEASE.
I want to write elegantly about Mad Max: Fury Road. I WANT to. But instead I just keep thinking about it and flailing around like a war boy headed for Valhalla - less the shiny, [...]
Terror Between the Sheets
When I was a kid, maybe 10 or 11, I had already been exposed to horror movies that were far too inappropriate for a child that age. But what was done was done and while [...]
Veronica Mars: The Bitch
I wasn’t a fan of Veronica Mars, mostly because I didn’t watch it, but that was only until about a month ago. With the upcoming movie right around the corner, and a modicome of poking [...]
Valenblitz Berzerketine
Listen up Blitzes: Valentines is here and I don’t give a good gods damned fuck. My girly heart was replaced long ago with a lump of coal I got for Christmas one year. The occasional [...]
I Met Malcolm McDowell OR I Hugged Kane Hodder
AUTHORS NOTE: This story, while only retold a year ago, is actually 5 years old. So are the photos. I was far less Blitzy then... Be kind. Dragon*Con. Nerdgasms abound for the incredibly geeky - [...]
Girly Girl Geek Girl
The stereotypical geek girl is generally slightly overweight, super nerdy looking, has no clue how to properly apply makeup or even match colors for their clothing, and really has no desire to do so. Before [...]
Gonzoriffic = Girlriffic
With the interwebz and geek culture as a whole abuzz about misogyny, yet again, I thought I would take a couple of articles to share some incredibly girl/geek girl positive things with you. Last week [...]
Burlesque: Geek [Girl] Positive
If you had told me 10 years ago that I would be the resident admin tramp for a gorgeous group of girls that find humor in everything, set their humor to song and dance and [...]