In an ideal world there would be no country lines to divide us geographically, politically, or on a humanitarian level. In my perfect future we would move forward as a species into a brighter tomorrow. For now I will sit back with my rum and Coke and watch the humans climb all over themselves trying to decide whose dick is bigger. One day the time of petty squabbles will be done and I will finally get my flying car.

AGE: The Arecibo Observatory radio telescope officially opened exactly 15 years before the date of my spawning.
SEX: I was once a female. Then I had a chromosome change.
MOVIES: Ladyhawk, Equilibrium, Cube, 5th Element, Sin City (To name a few)
MUSIC: Fall Out Boy, All That Remains, Mudvayne, The Offspring
TV SHOW: Face Off, Grimm, The West Wing
BOOK: The Codex Alera series, the Dresden Files series, Neuromancer
COMFORT FOOD: Does it have cheese? If not, then you’re dead to me.
FAVORITE WORD: Indubitably
PREFERRED APOCALYPSE: Viral. There is no more efficient killer in the world than a genetically superior virus.
WEAPON: My rapier wit. And if that fails, an ACTUAL rapier.
EMAIL: cts@thenerderypublic.com