My girl was going down on me. When just before I came, she thrust two fingers in my ass for the biggest manplosion of my life… Now I might be having gay tendencies, what’s your thought?

Getting a couple fingers shoved into your fart box and enjoying it doesn’t make you gay.  Let me tell you, I’ve had all sorts of things shoved into my chili spigot and it feels wonderful!  The bottom (pun completely intended) line is, just get it!  No matter where it’s coming from, get it!!!  Let me tell you a funny story.  Once, out on the road, I had an over zealous lover shove an opened wine bottle in my turd cutter.  After just going to town on my shitter, they pulled it out with great aplomb.  Know what a prolapsed rectum is?  Look it up.  Good times…